Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Minnesota Senate Race is Resolved! (Satire)

January 2, 2015

And in other news, the 2008 Senate race between Al Franken and Norm Coleman was finally decided in favor of Fozzy Bear. The surprising comeback of the long shot write-in candidate came as a shock to political officiandos.

When asked for comment, Mr. Bear simply replied, "Wocka, wocka, wocka." Unfortunately for what would be the nation's first Muppet-American Senator, the decision came as his 2008 term is about to expire.

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